CAMO - Connecting All Military Others
Me: I really couldn't ask for a better man or relationship. Sometimes I think he's too good to be true. I mean, we never fight except for theatre purposes, we never get tired of spending time with each other.
My friend: Only you're in Florida and he's in Hawaii.
Me: Oh yeah... Ok fine, besides being as far apart as possible without leaving the United States, our relationship is perfect.
My friend: You're just too weird. I'm happy for you.