CAMO - Connecting All Military Others
Mom: I told my mom about Patrick.
Me: Ugh. What did you say about him?
Mom: His name, that you met him in theatre, he's in the army, and he's a nice guy. She loves just the idea of him.
Me: Did you at least say he's black?
Mom: ...but he's not. He's one of the whitest boys I know.
Me: I know, but imagine how angry that racist old bat would get.
Mom: *laugh* You're a terrible person.
Me: It must he hereditary.
-Let's just say my grandmother's beauty is only skin deep. I like to take every chance I can to watch the smoke come out her ears.
I really don't have a problem with homosexuality. Some of the strongest/cutest couples I know are same-gender. But when some old woman I'm forced to called my grandmother spreads rumors around my extended family that I'm a lesbian, she automatically loses my respect.-